March 4, 2010

Exhibition A

From an unnamed production office for an undisclosed television show in an address-withheld building in LA where the elevators are shockingly slow...
I work in a big office building on the second floor.  A couple hundred people work on this floor, and about that many are on the first, third, fourth, and fifth floors.  And all these floors look out onto a big open courtyard.  Which is why this woman in the red dress's choice to completely change her outfit from this dress to another and pull on some black nylons in the MIDDLE of this courtyard was really effing weird at best.  For as many people as could see her hoist up the silver sequin number she put on and then left (yes- she went full Loehmann's-community-dressing-room and then then immediately LEFT), there are the appropriate number of bathrooms in the building.  Like, bathrooms where there are stalls.  Stalls that- if you went into them- a bunch of people trying to make a bunch of stupid TV shows couldn't see you adjusting the crotch of your pantyhose as you held your floor length semi-formal dress up to your chest, and I wouldn't have to be an iPhone camera sniper without a zoom reporting on this instead of doing something that someone isn't paying me enough for.

1 comment:

  1. oh man, Loehmann's community scarred me as a child.