From an unnamed production office for an undisclosed television show in an address-withheld building in LA where the elevators are shockingly slow...
The TV show I work for is somewhere between a real small potatoes show, and a regular small potatoes show, so last night when we were graced with a special guest who was a 2010 Oscar nominated performer, no one was more surprised or delighted than our staff. The word came down straight from the top: Spiff up the Green Room! Pull out all the stops! Spare no expense! Show this actor that we know who they are and we respect them! TAKE THIS SMALL BILL AND GET THEM A HORMEL PEPPERONI AND CHEESE TRAY FROM RALPH'S FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS GLAMOUR!
And so it was:
And so it remained completely un-eaten. Until about 11 p.m. when two of my coworkers and I went to tidy up, discovered it, turned on Real Housewives of New York, kicked up our feet on the dressing room coffee table, and went to town.
There was also classy fruit:
And Shamrock cookies. They were not available for blog photography. Because we ate them all.