I Don't Know How to Say Slob in Spanish

From an unnamed production office for an undisclosed television show in an address-withheld building in LA where the elevators are shockingly slow...

I'm heading on my trip to Belize tonight.  S asked me if I was going to post a grand send off of any kind for myself.  As it stands, I've got underwear in the washing machine, and am trying to squeeze toothpaste from the big tube to the little carry-on size tube, so S- I think the answer is yes.  That's as grand a send-off as I know, and writing about it publically makes it even more so. 

I'll bring back something for everyone who reads this.  No, seriously.  That's probably possible.  5 key chains coming up!  Adios!